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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
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There was three men on a deserted island and they all wanted to get back home.
A genie in a bottle washes up on the shore so they of course rubbed it, then the genie appeared.
The genie says "Because all 3 of you idiots rubbed at the same time you only get 1 wish each"
So the first man wished that he was back home with his wife and family, and suddenly he was back home with his wife and family.
Then the second man also wanted to be home with his wife and his family, and suddenly he was also back home with his wife and family.
Then the third man said "Oh I'm lonely now I wish my mates were back here".
And suddenly they were all back on the island!

And then there was 2 ...

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one blonde asks the other blonde... how do you get your skin so smooth looking?
the other blonde says...  i bathe in milk every other day
the blonde says... where do you get the milk from?
the other blonde says... oh i just get it from a local farmer.
after more conversation they say goodbye & the blonde decides to go to a farm & try out what her friend said
the blonde asks the farmer how much milk she would need to fill a bathtub
the farmer asks... why do you need so much milk?
the blonde says.... well, i want to bathe in it
the farmer then shrugs & then asks....  do you want it pasterized?
the blonde says no... only up to here & points to her shoulders